My kids can say the darndest things but when they combine their wit with mine, it makes for some pretty goofy humor. Here are a few examples to show you how we entertain ourselves at our house…
My six-year old is into pandas right now and he created the drawing below last week. When I read his line “No shooting pandas”, I told him, “Yeah, only bamboo shoots!” He laughed and immediately wrote that down on his paper. I think this should become the official poster to protect pandas. What do you think?
Panda bamboo drawing
My four-year old is a fan of pranks and practical jokes but he’s also getting good at play-on-words. He came up with the punch line for a joke the other day. All I had to do what to come up with the question. Here we go!
– “What do you call a horrible boss?”
– “A manajerk!”
Here’s the last goofy joke for today and my kids are not involved. Do you remember the photo of the killer whales French kissing in last week’s post?
Killer whales French kissing
Well, fellow blogger Robin Coyle commented with this:
“It is like whale erotica!”
To which I had to reply:
“Yeah, it’d be called Fifty Shades of Grey Whale.”
Hey, I recognize a hook when I see one being thrown at me. Happy Monday!
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We kiss and hug a lot at our house. No, I don’t have any cute kissing photos to share with you, but this love note should prove my point. It’s taped to our kitchen cabinet along with a few other love notes I shared in yesterday’s post on Valentine’s Day.
WordPress weekly photo challenge: Kiss – love note with hugs and kisses
Now, if you’re looking for a photo of a very passionate kiss, you’ve come to the right place. I posted it on this blog a couple of years ago and it fits this WordPress weekly photo challenge theme perfectly.
If you’ve never seen killer whales kissing, this is what it looks like. Yes, these orcas are French kissing! And they did this for about 10 minutes the day I took this photo. Thank you, SeaWorld San Diego, for showing me that tongue kissing is so popular among marine mammals. I had no idea. You can click on the photo to see this kiss from up close.
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WordPress weekly photo challenge: Kiss – killer whales kissing at SeaWorld
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