It’s another edition of Goofy Monday! Did you miss it last week? I sure did. I hate it when life gets too busy… But don’t worry, the hilarious comments and conversations with my kids have been piling up. There are so many, I’ve done a terrible job at keeping track them all! Here are a few I managed to jot down right when they happened.
Warning: this post is rated R for some crude language…
Reminder: Son #1 is almost seven. Son #2 is five years old.
What rhymes with Cupid?
Son #2: “Mama, what bad word rhymes with cupid? It starts with S.”
Me: “A bad word that starts with S and rhymes with cupid? Hum, I have no idea. Sh…it???”
Son#2: “No, Mama! Shit doesn’t rhyme with cupid. It’s stupid! You‘re stupid, Mama.”
Well, I’ll have to admit, I think I deserved that one.
How do you spell…?
My kids love to ask me for words so they can spell them out all the time. I do the easy ones for my youngest and the harder ones for my eldest. One night, they were in the bath when we were doing this exercise and this is what happened.
Son #1: “That one was too easy. Give me a really hard word.”
Me: “OK, how about shampoo?”
Son #2: “Oh, I know this one! (looking at the shampoo bottle) It’s spelled S-U-A-V-E!” (big grin)
That kid is going to be such a great prankster when he grows up!
How to bug your mom
Me: “OK, here are your snacks and drinks. Anything else?”
Son #1: “Oh yeah, how about this, and this, and this, and this?”
Son #1: “Haha, we just want to disturb you. Just kidding!”
I think he’s begging for me to get back at him for this one. Do you agree?